iBear has discovered the contents of the sealed portion of the Golden Plates!

Turns out it was just a whole lot of fine print. Here's the Title Page:

*This book is entirely a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, places, or events is entirely coincidental, and furthermore strains the bounds of human reason. Moroni's Promise does not imply a guarantee, and should not be attempted without parental consent. If headaches, confusion, frustration, or dizziness result, call your bishop immediately. The Book of Mormon is not for everyone; consult your doctor before reading.

I was going to translate the rest, but I lost my magic rock:(